Four freedoms.

Software issues.

Stacking monitors.

LTSP

Linux terminal server project lets you connect to multiple systems via rdp, vnc and etc.

http://www.instructables.com/id/Another-almost-free-computers-thin-client-set-up/
http://www.instructables.com/id/Another-almost-free-computers-thin-client-set-up-P/
http://www.instructables.com/id/Part-III-LTSP-Maintenance/
http://www.instructables.com/id/Ltsp-clustering/

Newbies.

Do you know what day it is?

What is the day if we know how many days have passed in the year? How many days have passed if we know the date?

You might be a programmer if:

If you have ever created a "to do" list, you have created software or a computer program for people.

Thin clients are changing.

Computer case cover comes back to life.

Brown nose your machine with open software.

Caveat emptor. Available at no charge. Should be for production usage.  Source code available. For more information see: http://www.ubuntu.com/download/

Proprietary cloud offerings.

Caveat emptor, Temporarily available at no charge.Not for production usage.  Source code not included. Available at: http://www.microsoft.com/en-us/server-cloud/try/default.aspx

MS tax.

Emperor's new clothes?

Queen code?

What's more compatible?

ARPANET

Hot laptop!

Human html?

Xrated Xrated

Not exactly cartoons, but some are funny.

The Geek shall inherit the earth!

My computing became more intimate using Linux, OS/X, Minix, AUX, Unix, and the like after reading “The Joy of X”.

What’s the difference between a plumber and a sysadmin. One hates backups and the other loves them.

Linux administrators have gotten a bad rap for being bad tempered. Just because they want to bash code with ncurses.

Then again electronics people must like to meditate, because they are always saying ohm.

Traveling with computers must be tough, because people always they have a hard drive.

Older computer geeks must like to speak Spanish, because they were always saying K.

Electronics people must really care about what Millie does, because they are always saying Millie what?

Programmers when coding can be challenging so they cover their ascii.

There is no place like localhost and my address is 127.0.0.1

The descendants of Paladin: “Have computer, will network.”

If your love likes to use twitter a lot, would she be your tweetie pie.

Every time you hear a bell ring a computer is being re-purposed with linux. “ding ding”

A computer is just a robot without any arms or legs……

Beware geeks bearing gifs.

There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

You have to make a certain amount of mistakes when writing sequential computer code, but the newer programmers are always saying OOPS.

Man talking to his better half. Him: Make me a sandwich. Her: What? make it yourself! Him: Sudo make me a sandwich. Her: Okay!

You know you have too many toys when your better half revokes your “Dumpster diving” license.

First there was the file server, then there was the nas server, and now there is the cloud server. New names, but same equipment.

If you want to know what is using ipaddresses on your network, try this: “nmap -sP 192.168.1.0/24″

Nerds really like the music of Judy Collins. “Send in the clowns” is now “Send in the clones

         Databases are a lot like mice, They both know how to SQL.

Two is more powerful than one.

It's not your phone.

Biztools.

The Computothoughts.

Computothought

and introducing Miss Computothought Jr.

Oldie, but goodie.

The software world should be a...